June 28, 2005

There are defining moments for a guild that serve as a testament to the leadership and dedication of the players. Our first Majordomo Executus kill was one such testament. We had cleared up to Domo the day before and bid adieu to the core after downing Sulfuron. The following day we began the arduous task of clearing back to Domo’s man harem to face him and his 8 inbred naga children. We crept toward the back of his lair swords unsheathed, armor tightly fastened, and warlocks properly jostled from their sleep. To our surprise we were welcomed not by the sound of Deliverance, rather, it was a much more haunting melody: “It’s Raining Men.”
 

Our tanks quickly became distracted by the lull of Domo’s siren song as his elites had their way with them. Our mages, after years of self-proclaimed abstinence, found themselves unable to resist the burning fire in their loins and quickly proclaimed their love for their helpless fluffy friends roaming about on the floor. Normal priests may enjoy such advances, but Domo’s priests seemed none too pleased as they returned the favor to every living player in the raid.

We left the core with our heads held low, lamenting on missed opportunities and forbidden love.

We came back the next day and started clearing with thirty players. What we lacked in numbers we more than made up with in Majordomo trickery. Kinn insisted on being tied to the mast of the S.S. Monolith whilst the other raid players silenced the call from Domo’s lair with earplugs made from the tears of wounded paladins. Having found new friends along the way we charged in, 35 players strong, and no room for error. We quickly beheaded an elite while the mages honed their sheep spamming pvp skills and kept the raid safe from priests. One by one we downed each of Domo’s children.

Grateful for this genetic cleansing the major submitted to our force and invited our rogues to wipe the raid by spawning Ragnaros before the S.S. Monolith could come to port.

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Quotes!

Rommel gets SERVED.

Laffen = Xanx

 

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Loots?

What, you guys thought I took screenshots of loot? HAHAHAHA FUCKERS!