June 6, 2005

Monolith has passed on from being just a raiding guild, and has turned an aesthetic eye to redecorating some places around the globe.

Our first endeavor was to spice up Orgrimmar's otherwise empty entryway into the city. Among the many possible options (160 dead naked gnomes seemed too tacky) we finally decided on a head. A big head. In fact, a big dragon head, with a complimentary tree trunk sized display spike for all to see. Nothing says home like head at the door. /wink

Onyxia finally dropped horde side after a two-day concerted effort to get this mother bitch to put out for us. After which, some people did some redecorating of their own, sporting new head gear, a book, and some crafted cloaks made from her own scales. Well earned, especially after falling on our faces at 9% on the first night.

For our second project we chose another persona unknown to Monolith, and went and rang the doorbell to Majordomo's house. After inviting us in for punch and pie, we all got punched right in the pie hole. Going with the flow of our redecorating theme, we harkened back to the idea for Orgrimmar...160 corpses scattered haphazardly about. After wiping four times, we left a lovely collection of skeletons lying about the place just to give it a little extra flavor. If you're going to make your home in a hot, rocky, desolate place, nothing says foreboding more than a good set of corpses.

As redecorators go, we're pleased with our efforts in Orgrimmar, but feel that our work in Majordomo's house could use a little rearranging. We're quite certain 8 dead nagas will simply be to die for, and look forward to bringing Majordomo's house into a state where it gets featured in the Horde's premier publication: Better Homes and Battlegrounds.

 

 

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I had some other quotes, but they were all perverted and involved private parts. You guys are trying too hard!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's it guys. No more stuff! Quit looking!