May 1, 2005

I'll start off this update with an apology. I am a liar.

I am a liar because after we killed Magmadar, we didn't skin him. Not one of us had the foresight to get the skinning enchant to go with Finkles's Skinner. Who the hell knew we'd need it? I know somewhere is a sadistic Blizzard programmer who decided to make this beast just a little harder to skin. He was probably a Boy Scout, living by the motto, "Always be prepared," and scoffing at those who weren't. Well Mr. Blizzard Dev, you got us. We were not prepared, and while you're laughing at us, I hope a Greyhound bus douches you and the old lady you're currently helping across the street with the biggest mud puddle it can find.

Anyway, Magmadar kept his hide, but gave up his goodies, and we can now add him to our growing list of loot Pez dispensers. Grats to the three who took home the loot.

 

As with all good victories, we were elated enough to press on to Gehennas. I use the word press, but it was more like grind. Warriors dropped every pull. It was as if the healers all got liquered up after Magmadar and started casting slower. Personally, as a healer, I didn't get drunk, I just suck at healing. So don't ask me anymore to be a prime healer in instances, because I suck. You all hear that? I suck at healing. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Despite our diffulties, we got the area cleared out and ready for the Gehennas pull. Amazingly enough, this encounter only took three tries. I count the second try, but it was really aborted from the start when an off tank died within 10 seconds. After we sorted out how the hell that happened, try number three went fairly smooth, and before long we were linking purples once again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For once, we ended on a high note. From atop Gehennas's corpse, we looked down upon Garr and decided he could wait to get his ass kicked. Not too long though. We are the Horde after all. 

Brade

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Last week's MC loot and others:

Grats to Barl who also got these pants!

Jullaint was camera-shy.

Taking my own picture is no fun.

 

Quotes!

Dern is so mean to me.