May 15, 2005

In honor of orphan week, we as a guild have gone out and adopted a child of our own, and have set him up as the enforcer of horde justice. He is the pride of Monolith, the iron fist, and he'll crush the alliance out of sheer spite, or for nap time. Meet our new mascot: The Horde Baby

Anyway, since our last update we've actually killed Garr twice. I'd like to say what kind of an epic battle he is, how the outcome was always in question, and tell a tale of a victory hard won. The truth is, he died on the second pull, and the most I can say is...thanks for the loot.

After our first Garr kill we proceeded to the next area riding a high that typically comes from kicking ass, and promptly got obliterated by the first pull of elemental packs inside. Humility restored, we limped into our first Baron Geddon fight.

Baron Geddon is another one of those fights that the alliance will walk through, and the horde will scream bloody god damned murder over the lack of dispels. Despite my petition, I was informed that tauren druids would not be allowed to dual wield dwarven paladins in Molten Core, so we had to try and bull through this with what few priests were left at the end of the night. On top of this difficulty, I made the shocking discovery that some of my people have A.D.D., and some are underground terrorist suicide bombers at heart. All that adds up to us getting our asses handed to us by...well, by us. Living bomb is the mother of all killers. Despite several attemps over two days the best we can say is we have another 20% to go before we move on. I do believe we may have to mark a spot for the "special" people, shoot for them killing each other in one shot, and hopefully leave enough of us left alive to finish the fight.

So, yada yada yada...we'll kick his ass, be back later, and all that happy horseshit that comes from not giving up.

 

 

Loots!

 

 

Quotes!

I would like to thank Cukshaik for offering me a Levitar quote, then NOT SENDING IT.
You lazy bum!

 

The Boredom Section!

Here are some pictures of us after a MC raid one Saturday night.
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