July 22, 2006

Dear Emps - FU

 

 

Blizzard is the reason chinese gold farmers exist. They talk a good game, but in the end, I think it's all bullshit to cover up the piles of cash rolling in from active accounts in China.

Take an encounter like the twin emps for example. After Princess Huhuran is dead, you start a whole new set of trash that's probably tougher than the princess herself. However, you have to kill them all, or they'll agro when the twin emps do and come ruin your ninja assassin guild who used their leet stealth skills for sneaking around them.

So, the repair bills start coming in on the trash before you ever see the twin emps, and then you can stand by and just watch the gold fall between your fingers as you start learning the encounter itself.

Mafia repair bots, specifically designed to be knee cap height, are ready with open arms to accept the guild's hard earned gold just to keep them voluntarily walking back into the twin emps meat grinder in hopes of eeking out a few more % off their life bars the next go.

On top of repairs, the amount of consumables it takes for each legitimate try while learning this encounter is nothing short of obscene. Casters with nightfin soup addictions and hopped up on wizard oil, sitting on their own secret stash of mana potions, all casting their hearts out. Potions for more hps, more power, more dps, more gay monkey sex love (Only Phixion uses this. His special recipe) are all consumed on each try. The guild went from hardcore raiders to hardcore junkies, rolling around like a mobile drug emporium. "What you need? We got you covered. Drink this."

In the end, after all the potions have been drunk, all the food ingested, all the sharpening stones consumed, all the oils applied...after all that, the feeling of victory is worth it.

 

 

 

We like dragons too...

 

QUOTES!

 

Aoshi is the worst ss editor ever! Thanks for the shots anyways.