April 03, 2007

Order out of Chaos
Big Trouble in Little China is one of the greatest movies of all time.
If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it. One of the prominent
characters is a sorceror named Egg Shen, who drives a tour bus in San
Francisco's Chinatown. I'll repeat that. There's a guy, he's a regular
guy, who is a tour bus driving sorceror. It's cinematic genius. A tour
de force. Really.
Anyway, Egg Shen offers this sage advice to Jack Burton, "...to bring
order out of chaos."
When you face off against High King Maulgar and his four caster friends,
you wonder what kind of mess you're looking at after you pull. People
can toss out all the opinions they have and input every strategy they've
ever read, but in the end you're still looking at a mess on the first
pull. You have to see the fight to experience it.
And experience it we did. It became quickly evident where the raid
shortcomings were. Who was supposed to pick up that shaman? Did you get
the license plate of that ogre who one shot the raid on his way to a tea
party?
After a planning session that looked like a horrible Madden playboard
drawing gone wrong, things started to gel together. Mobs started going
to where we wanted them rather than them shamelessly abusing us with
tough love. The healers were giving their all just to be able to keep up
with all the damage, so much so that I was willing to try and grease up
a healing totem and shove this splintered suppository up Amish's huge
cow derriere in the hopes that even if he died, he'd still be upright
like a target dummy.
After the learning pains were over, and some fine execution, we finally
killed this guy.
Now it's time to go see a guy about a Dragonkiller.
Brade

Grats to the loot getters!!!! More to
come!!!!

Nice job to everyone this week. Both
Karazhan groups made great progress, and we got our first big raid kill
with only minimal attempts. Let's keep the momentum going and have
another good week. /salute